Van Helsing Picoreview
May. 10th, 2004 08:41 amPretty. Awful. Really Pretty. Really Awful.
It wanted to work. It wanted to work really badly. After making 'The Mummy' work so nicely, how did they manage to botch this so badly? Although its very pretty. We kept thinking about wanting to show this together with Underworld, because they're both Kate Beckinsale vampire flicks. But we were afraid that the TV would get Van Helsing cooties all over it, and Underworld would feel slighted for being shown on the same screen, so we gave up on that idea.
It wanted to work. It wanted to work really badly. After making 'The Mummy' work so nicely, how did they manage to botch this so badly? Although its very pretty. We kept thinking about wanting to show this together with Underworld, because they're both Kate Beckinsale vampire flicks. But we were afraid that the TV would get Van Helsing cooties all over it, and Underworld would feel slighted for being shown on the same screen, so we gave up on that idea.